Reality..??@#$@%@%@%

i trully don't know what to say,
but i've been at this for more than a month (i guess),trying to put up a post that is.
but everytime i get going, somewhere along the way i just stare at the screen and sign out.
well, i guess its begining to dawn on me that blogville ain't meant for me..
don't ask me why, but i guess its so glaring that putting up a post (i'm never going to get comments to) scares the daylights out of me.
i'd guess i'd better sit on the fence, observe, and move my things out while i'm at it.

The Invasion

whacha think about the title, speaks volumes huh?

i've always been one who for no just reason keeps a record of my FIRSTS,

not in a book though, but stacked up somewhere in my head.

i remember a whole lot of firsts and the month of January 2008 will forever be one of those days and well....anyways get a bowl of popcorn, pull off ur shoes and grab a seat(front row preferably)

i felt it was a script not written for the movies but for dreamland

i opened my eyes, and looked up to see faces i've never seen before.

"but Z never invited any of his friends to pass the night", i said to myself

Suddenly,

O1 shouts "turn ur head", while O2 lands a big blow to my spine and i let out a big howl

says2self "Z is down and out, i see him in pain, ooh dear Aunt, Sis and Zsis ooh Lord not today"

O3 :"co-operate"

O1 :"cross ur hands", hits my wrist

O3 : "u don't want to co-operate abi, u go regret am"

......NOT TO BE CONTINUED



i actually thought i would be able to narrate what transpired that faithful day,

but as the images runs through mi head, i'm furious and so full of hate.

anyways that was an abridged version of what transpired at mi home last month ,

when men of the underworld paid us a visit.

although i wish i could whisk it all away, but the scar has been rubbed in all so well.

u know throughout my sojourn in this world,

i have never for one day been a victim of men of the underworld.

but the experience is one that left my 60 something year old Aunt visibly shaken,

and up till this day one wishes it never happened.

alot happened that faithful morning (sometime around 2:00 am) but i trully am so mad to continue writing this piece.





watch out for wolfiee: the rebirth

....."Das Return"

the return of wolfiee (a.k.a bllkwolf coming soon to a blogspot near you)

BEWARE....!!!

I came across this (looks down) and thought id share it with the crew...
although i've made a few modifications, so here goes nothing.!!!!

-During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine
.........lucky for me i don't swim..lol!!!

-In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

-An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubichairs.

-In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

-Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands
.........don't give me that look i didn't make this up!!!

-Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbatedand failed to wash their hands
.........actually someone came out of the "looU" and

-In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket
........perverts definately perverts

-At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

-Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases
........so why don't we just have farts in aerosoil cans? could beat down the price of "air freshners"!!!

lets make the world HEALTHIER....FARTS IN AEROSOILS....ANYONE?????

free to hoowwwlllllllll.....FREE at last

pheeeeeeeEEEEEW!!!! (wipes the sweat off mi forehead....)
anyways i'm sure ur probably wondering what that... (points to the Title above)..is all about.
well, urs trully been down for a while (thanks but no thanks to those lil flying "APACHE" flies)..
must confess they couldn't hold me down for long U KNOW.
yeah!yeah!!!i fought it long and hard,i resisted , but they where persistent.
(now), enters my Doc,
and they begin to sing like canaries to him...
as FATE would have it, a process to mute the canaries was put in place.....
(says with an Italian accent).........."they were taken for a lil ride"..
Poetic justice eh?
don't u go looking at me like mi brains gone toast...
(nods)NO WAY!!!!
just wanted everyone to know --im alive and kicking.....
he!he!!he!!!
(looks at the clock) 02:14am 9ja time....hmmm!!!!
the good news is that i'm up and running!!!
not beserk ok!!!
(looks at the clock) 03:24am...!!!!!
dn't ask me why!!!!

IN DA CLOSET...

i've decided to start of my "IN DA CLOSET" series today,maybe its because today happens to be the seventh day, of the seventh month, in the year two thousand and seven(2007).(smiles with satisfaction)..i still haven't decided how this little series will turn out though.but i sure do hope its understandable...(don't ask me why)!!!

IN DA CLOSET

bllk wolf: yup like a couple of blogville residents , i smell my fart...(don't give me that look)

alter ego :u never know what the future holds, farts could come in aerosoil cans (smirks).
(holds up an aerosoil can) =N=50,000...care for some?discount price here!no refund policy though!!! he!he!!he!!!

bllk wolf : shoes are not my "thingy" .

alter ego : TRANSLATION:-hates being restricted, loves the freedom of "slip ons"...slipper boy!!!

bllk wolf : definately not a football fan.
alter ego : would rather watch Moto GP,Formula one,X-games,winter X-games, beach volley, lawn tennis play games, even if Nigeria happens to be playing the finals of the world cup ( sorry to disappoint you fellas)
Mi life aint that boring you know!!!

bllk wolf: a.k.a ICH BIN eine CRITIQUE....Nigerian movies are a NO__NO...dont get me wrong, foreign movies too could be "GBE" and too FAKE.

bllk wolf: i listen to the Beatles, Temptations, love Elvis and i get this feeling i must have been alive sometime between the 40's and early 60's.

bllk wolf: play silly games like, -throwing up an object and ild say to myself .."catch it , u'll pass ur exams".

bllk wolf: never seen any movie to be accurately termed as an HORROR movie in my lifetime..(been there, seen a lot..Bramstrokers, Stephen King and the rest but they don't deserve the title). hit me up if you feel you've seen one that meets up.

bllk wolf: definately the "oddest", being you will ever meet

bllk wolf : prefer even numbers to odd numbers (except for the number seven). would rather have my account in zeros (not in RED) rather than having 8666.7789 or something....

bllk wolf : NAMES I'VE BEEN CALLED in the past.......

1. gbokoto .......primary school actually, had a pound of flesh or two on mi body!!!
2. oju go..............well, what can i say? i wear glasses.
3. p***sy lips.......cause i'm blessed with lightly pink coloured lips ..(shouts)HATERS.....
4. shadow.........black skinned, sorry fellas no bleaching here, move over. thanks but no thanks.
5. scarface........SEARCH ME......beats me though......no idea!!!!!
6. hmm i think i'm done here for NOW!!!
   

bllk wolf : a girl is to a virgin , while a boy is to a ???
alter ego : a lad....
bllk wolf : (claps) job well done.
alter ego : yours trully (looks up) is one, NEVER BEEN THERE...fact or fiction?
bllk wolf: FACT,mid 20's and still cool with it...

DRIFTING...unveiling....reality steps in

here i go again!!!

im sure a couple of blogville residents must be wondering why i hardly update my page.

well fact is whenever i get on, i just keep staring.
(at no ones face though).

i actually tried posting a blog yesterday, but it never did materialise.

why?

well,didnt go to bed yesterday though was up and staring at mi computer screen,

while listening to a variety of songs done by Marvin Gaye, Barry White, Lemar, Beattles, Tyrese, Ludacris and Anita Baker ( just a few of the songs i've got saved on my computer).

fact is, i trully do not know why.

but the devils raising its ugly head again today...

cuz i seem to be doing the same thing..(beats me though).

anyways i noticed a couple of residents have been doing the "7 THINGS U DNT KNOW ABT ME ", and well i been thinking....and i've decided to HOP ON THE WAGON.

but this time , i'm going to call mine...IN DA CLOSET (nothing spectacular though and would be updated regularly).
i hope u've got urself an invitation cuz the UNVEILING would be done tommorrow...brace up for the "APOCALYPSIS".....(grins)