I'VE BEEN CLAWED......!!!!

anyways i'm going to deviate from una RULES o!!!
abeg no looku me like that!
(looks back)can't see no cop on my tail,
anyways id better get on with it..
i hear Tears decided to cry"fully" "tag" me

1: i luv rounding up figures to the nearest zero's
well cuz i don't like numbers that end with 9,2,4,5,6,3,1,8,7
if its not a zero..ill stop there and give u some example..
my telephone numbers all end with zero's(one with two zeros and
the other a "shingle" zero).watsoever i've got in my bank account
must also end with a zero.i don't think im obsessed am i?

2: i've got a tip for the lady's, although i'ld be giving it out for free.
does "waking up, looking into the mirror and screaming at the top of ur
voice cuz u've got a mole on ur face and 2morrows that "special"
day",sounds familiar?anyways urs truly does this...ehm..applies a lil bit of
saliva on it
NB: never under any circumstance press a mole on ur face..apply a lil bit
of saliva on it ..wake up next morning its either gone or unnoticeable..
yuck!!!abi? see ur face!saliva don't come in sachets ooh!!!hmmm!on second tots
business fit don come...(says with Igbo accent)!!!
if ur own no work call me...1-800-wolfieeSalivavanish toll free.i deliver
anywere in the world.

3: a sight that appalls me in Eko is seeing ladies with "flabby" bellies
spoting a tight,short blouse with a tight pair of pants revealing how curved
their belies are.i definately don't have a preference when it comes to size,
but try not to wear wats in vogue, but what looks good on ya..iv seen
some big women who were so FLY...abi na HOT.

4: i hate,absolutely HATE wearing shoes. i'ld rather walk out of the house
in a pair of slippers than a pair of shoes. i hate wearing shirts , suits
ties.Lord save me!
anyways ive been praying to God to help me out with a wife who would
help me out(not FORCE me)

5: i worry too much about other people.i guess thats why lots of them take me
for granted.but i've decided to SPOIL myself...u know(wink)

6: id rather have someone tell me something bad about their past,than
getting a mail with photos in it...abi videos

7: hush!hush!! unlike most fellas or Africans, i don't see anything wrong when
a lady happens to ask a guy out!yeah u heard me right..
if it ever happened to me...i'ld ....hmm!!!

8: im a sucker for luv....although it dont exists, wish it still did
i luv to be pampered....u know rub my fur(howllll)
what u give u recieve...he!he!!he!!!
anyways i've got my claws all sharpened, hmm so who's gonna get "CLAWED"?
(dresses up in Royal attire)i hearby CLAW....
(heesh...i hardly have any friend on blogville)
i'll pass on that one(sorry to disappoint u)

SPOT DA DIFFERENCE

anyone seen J-Holiday around?
can anyone spot the difference if any :Bllk-Wolf VS J-Holiday
okay!i see the look on ur faceand i sure do get the message...
i haven't gone gaga yet ok.
we ain't twin brothers though.
he's on the light side and i'm on the dark side(complexion ooh!not spookiness)
so what do we have in common?
he's a Red Sox (MLB) citizen and so am i in my own little way.
he sings pretty well and i croak pretty well too.
he sure knows how to treat his woman right and ladies i luv that song...
u know the one i dey talk of abi?BED!!!
(opens 32)"right there...now stop and let me repay u
.....i luv it...u luv it
...everytime we
....i'll see u
....wanna put my fingers
......im staring at u while u sleep
..my Angel thanks for letting me bless u
......now drift right back to heaven...(wink!!!!)
don't crucify me!!!!

I need some Love

howdy blog "potters" lol!!!
anyways i didn't win a million bucks ,
neither did i get married to the future heir of the British throne(i know sey all of una wit bad belle go dey happy)
hmmm!!!
truthfully?
i need all of u to send ur love out to me...
iv been down all week and still am,
don't ask me why cuz its got nothing to do with matters of the heart
(see all of them graving for some hot gist)
spread the word, urs trully needs some show of love....

Reality..??@#$@%@%@%

i trully don't know what to say,
but i've been at this for more than a month (i guess),trying to put up a post that is.
but everytime i get going, somewhere along the way i just stare at the screen and sign out.
well, i guess its begining to dawn on me that blogville ain't meant for me..
don't ask me why, but i guess its so glaring that putting up a post (i'm never going to get comments to) scares the daylights out of me.
i'd guess i'd better sit on the fence, observe, and move my things out while i'm at it.

The Invasion

whacha think about the title, speaks volumes huh?

i've always been one who for no just reason keeps a record of my FIRSTS,

not in a book though, but stacked up somewhere in my head.

i remember a whole lot of firsts and the month of January 2008 will forever be one of those days and well....anyways get a bowl of popcorn, pull off ur shoes and grab a seat(front row preferably)

i felt it was a script not written for the movies but for dreamland

i opened my eyes, and looked up to see faces i've never seen before.

"but Z never invited any of his friends to pass the night", i said to myself

Suddenly,

O1 shouts "turn ur head", while O2 lands a big blow to my spine and i let out a big howl

says2self "Z is down and out, i see him in pain, ooh dear Aunt, Sis and Zsis ooh Lord not today"

O3 :"co-operate"

O1 :"cross ur hands", hits my wrist

O3 : "u don't want to co-operate abi, u go regret am"

......NOT TO BE CONTINUED



i actually thought i would be able to narrate what transpired that faithful day,

but as the images runs through mi head, i'm furious and so full of hate.

anyways that was an abridged version of what transpired at mi home last month ,

when men of the underworld paid us a visit.

although i wish i could whisk it all away, but the scar has been rubbed in all so well.

u know throughout my sojourn in this world,

i have never for one day been a victim of men of the underworld.

but the experience is one that left my 60 something year old Aunt visibly shaken,

and up till this day one wishes it never happened.

alot happened that faithful morning (sometime around 2:00 am) but i trully am so mad to continue writing this piece.





watch out for wolfiee: the rebirth

....."Das Return"

the return of wolfiee (a.k.a bllkwolf coming soon to a blogspot near you)

BEWARE....!!!

I came across this (looks down) and thought id share it with the crew...
although i've made a few modifications, so here goes nothing.!!!!

-During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine
.........lucky for me i don't swim..lol!!!

-In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

-An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubichairs.

-In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

-Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands
.........don't give me that look i didn't make this up!!!

-Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbatedand failed to wash their hands
.........actually someone came out of the "looU" and

-In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket
........perverts definately perverts

-At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

-Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases
........so why don't we just have farts in aerosoil cans? could beat down the price of "air freshners"!!!

lets make the world HEALTHIER....FARTS IN AEROSOILS....ANYONE?????