welcome back , welcome back, welcome bbbbaaaaaaaaaacccckkkk

(flashes a SMILE.....Meine 32)
(runs to the mic)..guess who's back to blogville???
i hope i've not been declared missing though (scratches head)...???
ive been around though...u know just making sure everyones well behaved..
lol!!!
(flashes badge)...so u all better watch out....
hold on a sec......need to take care of a few things....

freestyln..."la'blam"!!!!

ohh dear!!!
i don't like this font colour ,
hold on a sec....
here we go! this is more like it
don't even go there..anyways i'm feeling BLUE today (yeah baby!!!groovy)...
but ladies (a.k.a fashionistas....sounds gangsta to me though) if i happen to go on "RIOTING",u let me know ok....
with the font thing taken care of ,
i'm still having a lil problem though,
haven't decided on what the title of mi blog will be.......(pretty annoying),
hmmm!!........
ok i get it !!!...FREESTYLN thats what i'll call it ...
give me a sec let me put it up there....
thats taken care of....
i've been trying to find my way around here though,
but i guess i need a STRANGER to lead me on(im willing and 4get that add that says ..."MUM SAID I SHOULDN'T ALK TO STRANGERS")...
had to steal that "stranger" thing from Miss Fairy(Tinker..(HUGS))...lol!!!
a friend called me at midnight (yeah yeah, who no like FREE THINGS)...
and she offered to hook me up with a friend of hers,
you know what puzzles me, she is still "SURVEYING' (im sure u can figure that out)..
can a fella not choose to be SINGLE again?
anyways i had to tell her "PHYSICIAN HEAL URSELF"...(been dying to use that phrase for ages...YIPEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!), (GRINNING).....
still talking about my Friend....(i hope this is not gbeboru .....i doubt it!!!hmmm!!!..abi?)
please fellas can someone tell me why ladies don't respect our presence,
when they start describing FEATURES of another lady, one just walking past...
hessssssssshhh!!! u'ld be AMAZED at what they say..
but i must give 'em kudos , they seem to do a BETTER job than most PLAYERS i know...
(ok i am a SAINT not an AINT).........
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!!
......ooh my God.., i dey "H",
need to grab some Garium Sulphite(GH2SO4)......(POINTS AT 36>>>im sure she's never heard of that before...lol!!!)
there's a lot to go around if u care for some.......

yyaaawwwwWWWWNNNNNN

its <hmm,let me see >1:52am and i just woke up.
dont give me that look! i'm pretty sure i got up before anyone of u..
deep within, i've got this feeling that it' going to take me AGES getting "mi first blog" done.
yipppeeeee!!!
well, at last i've started...
>>>>>>4:40am
ok, ok don't even think of asking me what i was doing in the last three hours!
well, i guess its one of those days u just sit and STARE at the computer.
nah!!! sorry to disappoint you.
i hope there's actually a welcoming committee here though (wouldn't mind some FREEBIES you know), for getting a blog started..lol!
DON'T BLINK!!!!i will"a" be BACK.....