IN DA CLOSET...

i've decided to start of my "IN DA CLOSET" series today,maybe its because today happens to be the seventh day, of the seventh month, in the year two thousand and seven(2007).(smiles with satisfaction)..i still haven't decided how this little series will turn out though.but i sure do hope its understandable...(don't ask me why)!!!

IN DA CLOSET

bllk wolf: yup like a couple of blogville residents , i smell my fart...(don't give me that look)

alter ego :u never know what the future holds, farts could come in aerosoil cans (smirks).
(holds up an aerosoil can) =N=50,000...care for some?discount price here!no refund policy though!!! he!he!!he!!!

bllk wolf : shoes are not my "thingy" .

alter ego : TRANSLATION:-hates being restricted, loves the freedom of "slip ons"...slipper boy!!!

bllk wolf : definately not a football fan.
alter ego : would rather watch Moto GP,Formula one,X-games,winter X-games, beach volley, lawn tennis play games, even if Nigeria happens to be playing the finals of the world cup ( sorry to disappoint you fellas)
Mi life aint that boring you know!!!

bllk wolf: a.k.a ICH BIN eine CRITIQUE....Nigerian movies are a NO__NO...dont get me wrong, foreign movies too could be "GBE" and too FAKE.

bllk wolf: i listen to the Beatles, Temptations, love Elvis and i get this feeling i must have been alive sometime between the 40's and early 60's.

bllk wolf: play silly games like, -throwing up an object and ild say to myself .."catch it , u'll pass ur exams".

bllk wolf: never seen any movie to be accurately termed as an HORROR movie in my lifetime..(been there, seen a lot..Bramstrokers, Stephen King and the rest but they don't deserve the title). hit me up if you feel you've seen one that meets up.

bllk wolf: definately the "oddest", being you will ever meet

bllk wolf : prefer even numbers to odd numbers (except for the number seven). would rather have my account in zeros (not in RED) rather than having 8666.7789 or something....

bllk wolf : NAMES I'VE BEEN CALLED in the past.......

1. gbokoto .......primary school actually, had a pound of flesh or two on mi body!!!
2. oju go..............well, what can i say? i wear glasses.
3. p***sy lips.......cause i'm blessed with lightly pink coloured lips ..(shouts)HATERS.....
4. shadow.........black skinned, sorry fellas no bleaching here, move over. thanks but no thanks.
5. scarface........SEARCH ME......beats me though......no idea!!!!!
6. hmm i think i'm done here for NOW!!!
   

bllk wolf : a girl is to a virgin , while a boy is to a ???
alter ego : a lad....
bllk wolf : (claps) job well done.
alter ego : yours trully (looks up) is one, NEVER BEEN THERE...fact or fiction?
bllk wolf: FACT,mid 20's and still cool with it...