BEWARE....!!!

I came across this (looks down) and thought id share it with the crew...
although i've made a few modifications, so here goes nothing.!!!!

-During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine
.........lucky for me i don't swim..lol!!!

-In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

-An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubichairs.

-In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

-Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands
.........don't give me that look i didn't make this up!!!

-Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbatedand failed to wash their hands
.........actually someone came out of the "looU" and

-In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket
........perverts definately perverts

-At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

-Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases
........so why don't we just have farts in aerosoil cans? could beat down the price of "air freshners"!!!

lets make the world HEALTHIER....FARTS IN AEROSOILS....ANYONE?????

free to hoowwwlllllllll.....FREE at last

pheeeeeeeEEEEEW!!!! (wipes the sweat off mi forehead....)
anyways i'm sure ur probably wondering what that... (points to the Title above)..is all about.
well, urs trully been down for a while (thanks but no thanks to those lil flying "APACHE" flies)..
must confess they couldn't hold me down for long U KNOW.
yeah!yeah!!!i fought it long and hard,i resisted , but they where persistent.
(now), enters my Doc,
and they begin to sing like canaries to him...
as FATE would have it, a process to mute the canaries was put in place.....
(says with an Italian accent).........."they were taken for a lil ride"..
Poetic justice eh?
don't u go looking at me like mi brains gone toast...
(nods)NO WAY!!!!
just wanted everyone to know --im alive and kicking.....
he!he!!he!!!
(looks at the clock) 02:14am 9ja time....hmmm!!!!
the good news is that i'm up and running!!!
not beserk ok!!!
(looks at the clock) 03:24am...!!!!!
dn't ask me why!!!!