I came across this (looks down) and thought id share it with the crew...
although i've made a few modifications, so here goes nothing.!!!!
-During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine
.........lucky for me i don't swim..lol!!!
-In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
-An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubichairs.
-In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
-Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands
.........don't give me that look i didn't make this up!!!
-Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbatedand failed to wash their hands
.........actually someone came out of the "looU" and
-In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket
........perverts definately perverts
-At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
-Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases
........so why don't we just have farts in aerosoil cans? could beat down the price of "air freshners"!!!
lets make the world HEALTHIER....FARTS IN AEROSOILS....ANYONE?????
Meet the head of the PACK!!!
- bllk wolf
- Nigeria
- who? me?.... Kreative(spelt with a K), an explorer of sort, sensitive, calm, simplicity at its best and definnately not ur "guy next door".. guess i could say , im Unique in my own way. misunderstood by those who's eyes are clouded and loved by those who are opened to the revealation..( hope i don't sound like a preacher there..lol and not to worry,im not going to give u the "down-to-earth" TALK ROUTINE!!!)
32 comments:
ok, those are some weird facts. Farts in cans? just gross. I guess I'm going to have to update now. Who are you calling Ijebu?
First, (manages a weak yay)
That is absolutely urrrrrrrrgh!
Yucky meehn, ah chai nyama
(raises eyebrow)
(looks at)
the three musketteers...a.k.a Miss Tinkles,Undacovasista, 30+....
thats the way the world recieved the LIGHT BULB, and ELECTRICITY remember.???..but its come to stay..
anyhow sha Bibeli talk am say.."a prophet is not accepted for him town"...
jump on the band wagon when its fresh...
remember u heard it here FIRST
invest early, cuz it pays better (abi 36sh)
lol!!!
******Tinkles a weak yeah abi....
becuz u smell no1 today abi?
this page go soon be HOT CAKE o!!!
and u go swallow ur words..
i dey come ur page..now now now now..
*******Undacovavista
hmm!!first time u dey leave ur footprints on mi carpet...
abi u dey on assignment..(007)
(smirks)
welcome to my house...anyways leave ur spy kit outside the entrance,
i dont want to be followed when i leave my house o biko!!!
*******30+
yucky?ok o!!!
why do u think we need to recycle?
wat we are doing is
making the earth 'more' GREEN..
at least the ozone layer is not being depleted..
lol!!!!
funny made me fall off ma chair...ppl strtd to think am mad!!
but were u get all these things from???
so av got comptn here neh???hummm...its ok sha!!
i told u didnt i?
ur spot was available then...
thats why i like u ,
u know the value of that spot
(looks up)
(pointing)....unlike Tinkles.....!!!
lol!!!
hope u didnt break any bones ooh!!!!
i no looku for trouble ooh!!!
abi u were trying to be a STUNT JUNKIE????
(gives Twin an HI 5)
he!he!!he!!!
Where did you find this?
yuck!
I don't even feel like stepping out of my bed! lol
i think after reading dis i'll think twice b4 shaking hands wit neone. Recycle fart ke?lmao.. dat's crazi!
ya u did tell me...but u knw wht i was doing then dnt u??
*ouch...ur hi5's are always PAINFUL!!!
euuuuggghhhhhh!!!!!!
where did u find this.
Now I have to walk around with disposable gloves,tape my mouth shut when I sleep, purchase an oxygen mask, avoid shaking hands...
HA HA. The black wolf! You be mad man o.
Na wa o!
Contamination everywhere!!
Am sure the statistics will definitely be higher in naija here. Hygiene consciousness is zero in this country.
Thanks for dropping by myblog and ur comments.
I appreciate.
Yikes! Why did you have to go there? Why o why? :)
Update pls.....
okay, talk abt a seriously wierd list..makes me think a lot though...no shakey hands for me! Control wat i can!
No no i am going to stop shaking hands
don't go that pool again...
Your statistics are based of facts or fiction?
Sincerly I have read this with my friends at campus and we are all smiling...
some thing must be wierd here!
.......-In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)....thats a lie!!!!!
.....An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubichairs........
Oh! my God...i have to start cooking myself..But i think its another possible lie..
.....Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.....
What..you cannot be real....? Ugandans do not over gas..so that cant work here..sorry...
......-Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.........
May be this could be true...for the men..i dont think its true..If its true, then the number should be more than for the ladies because men?...they are free stylers...
One last question?...Where did you get this research from ? How dud they try it out...did they check into peoples bed rooms..or hotel suites to know the averages?
Ineteresting..........
i mind who i shake these days, this is a great knowledge you just tot me....nawaooohhh
so u no wan update??lemme not...(reserved words)
Eeew!! Things like this I wish I didn't know...
I work in a bank so my hands probably come in contact with 100 penises every day
Lasties ... I am thinking that all these people doing these things are probably people around me right now ... This is a such a cool world!
Anh anh. Abi O.Y.I.N.B.O intercepted you on your last mission ni? Don't worry, i'm sending in a SWAT team to break you out of the jail so you can update
wld u blog up already???if u dnt wan to just tell us then...meanwhile wan invite u to ma blog so send me ur email pls on fatimsani@yahoo.co.uk
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