I'VE BEEN CLAWED......!!!!

anyways i'm going to deviate from una RULES o!!!
abeg no looku me like that!
(looks back)can't see no cop on my tail,
anyways id better get on with it..
i hear Tears decided to cry"fully" "tag" me

1: i luv rounding up figures to the nearest zero's
well cuz i don't like numbers that end with 9,2,4,5,6,3,1,8,7
if its not a zero..ill stop there and give u some example..
my telephone numbers all end with zero's(one with two zeros and
the other a "shingle" zero).watsoever i've got in my bank account
must also end with a zero.i don't think im obsessed am i?

2: i've got a tip for the lady's, although i'ld be giving it out for free.
does "waking up, looking into the mirror and screaming at the top of ur
voice cuz u've got a mole on ur face and 2morrows that "special"
day",sounds familiar?anyways urs truly does this...ehm..applies a lil bit of
saliva on it
NB: never under any circumstance press a mole on ur face..apply a lil bit
of saliva on it ..wake up next morning its either gone or unnoticeable..
yuck!!!abi? see ur face!saliva don't come in sachets ooh!!!hmmm!on second tots
business fit don come...(says with Igbo accent)!!!
if ur own no work call me...1-800-wolfieeSalivavanish toll free.i deliver
anywere in the world.

3: a sight that appalls me in Eko is seeing ladies with "flabby" bellies
spoting a tight,short blouse with a tight pair of pants revealing how curved
their belies are.i definately don't have a preference when it comes to size,
but try not to wear wats in vogue, but what looks good on ya..iv seen
some big women who were so FLY...abi na HOT.

4: i hate,absolutely HATE wearing shoes. i'ld rather walk out of the house
in a pair of slippers than a pair of shoes. i hate wearing shirts , suits
ties.Lord save me!
anyways ive been praying to God to help me out with a wife who would
help me out(not FORCE me)

5: i worry too much about other people.i guess thats why lots of them take me
for granted.but i've decided to SPOIL myself...u know(wink)

6: id rather have someone tell me something bad about their past,than
getting a mail with photos in it...abi videos

7: hush!hush!! unlike most fellas or Africans, i don't see anything wrong when
a lady happens to ask a guy out!yeah u heard me right..
if it ever happened to me...i'ld ....hmm!!!

8: im a sucker for luv....although it dont exists, wish it still did
i luv to be pampered....u know rub my fur(howllll)
what u give u recieve...he!he!!he!!!
anyways i've got my claws all sharpened, hmm so who's gonna get "CLAWED"?
(dresses up in Royal attire)i hearby CLAW....
(heesh...i hardly have any friend on blogville)
i'll pass on that one(sorry to disappoint u)